Shared Trauma Candles – Layoffs – 13 Oz Crackling Wood Wick – Worn Leather & Citron

Description

For anyone who has been “Impacted by a restructuring.” For those whose jobs have been “made redundant.” For the folks who had their role eliminated in a “change in direction” or a “pivot in strategy.” And, of course, in honor of those left behind to clean up the mess, because the workload never really decreases… 

The Layoff candle, in fragrance “Severance Package,” is a bittersweet symphony of finally getting paid for that PTO you had saved up. It delivers the energy and zen vibes you need for endless resume edits, applications that make you submit a resume and then also fill out a hundred boxes copy-pasting your work history from your resume, chatgpt-ing cover letters, and putting enough spin on your experience dealing with bad management to make you sound TED-Talk inspiring.

For those still gainfully employed, it’s the perfect gift to give to ease the awkwardness about your friends being laid off and wanting to go to brunch while you still have to work your nine to five.

Details:

• 100% Soy Wax, sustainably sourced
• 1 crackling wood wick
• Fragrance: “Severance Package,” notes of citrus fruits, leather, and incense
• Dimensions: 3″ diameter x 5″ height
• Weight: 1 lbs 9 oz
• Wax Content: 13 oz
• Estimated burn time: 100 hours (assuming normal burning practices)
• Vessel: 100% Recycled Glass Classico jar